Western media is ABUZZ! My new best friend is Barnaby Jones. He is just so much fun! The last time I encountered Westerners was at boarding school back in Switzerland, but Barnaby is a breath of fresh air!
I sent my envoys to pick up Barnaby from his apartment at 2AM, as I wanted our excursion to be a complete surprise. It was! They blindfolded him and dropped him off in front of my palace, he had absolutely no idea what was going on. Hilarious!
After a hearty laugh, my guards dropped off Barnaby in the guest chamber on the first floor. My pet Rottweilers were so excited to have company for the evening! Barnaby was displeased but JOKE WAS ON BARNABY! He was about to spend an amazing day with the Glorious and Honorable Kim Jong Un, the very best day of Barnaby’s life.
Once morning came, I stood in front of Barnaby and had the blindfold taken off. He was totally and completely surprised by the Formidable Kim Jong Un, he was so shocked! It was hilarious. Then we had breakfast. Barnaby is used to terrible English food, so was very excited to try Kimchi. Delicious!
Afterwards, we went to the newest monument to the glory of my Honorable and Fearsome father, Kim Jong Il. The Rungna People’s Pleasure Ground! Best amusement park in ALL Koreas, so much fun! Look how much fun Barnaby had with me on the rollercoaster. Intense!
After I was finished on the Amazing and Stupendous rollercoaster, we left Barnaby to ride it for another hour. He was so excited he passed out when we let him off. Barnaby had the best day with Kim Jong Un ever, and Dear Leader is oh so excited to ‘Chill’ with Barnaby again, as he re-affirmed his love of the Communist, Free, and Fair land of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.
You go Barnaby Jones, four for you Barnaby Jones!
Stay subjugated, Imperialist Pigs,
–Dear Juche Kim Jong Un